2009: "You can keep your health insurance."
2010: "If you like your health insurance, you can keep your health insurance."
2011: "If you like your doctor, if you like your health insurance, you can keep them."
2012: "If you like your health insurance, you can keep it. PERIOD."
November 2013: "If you like your health insurance, you can keep it (for another year but you're stupid and we know better than you do what you need but yeah you can keep it you moron..)"